Coming clean about Malkinwald
It's now come to my attention that a number of patriots and Frenchmen
are about to expose me for falsifying the location of that facility.
It's true, should anyone actually find the tangle of streets depicted
on the map and proceed to the spot marked "Malkinwald," they'll find a
football field.
I do not regret moving the location of Malkinwald. Our Lady of the
Concentration Camps was in great danger at the time. During that same
week, a US Congressman had accused her of treason during wartime, a
crime punishable by death; a famous talk show host and cable news
pundit who also serves as the head of a powerful 527 group, called for
her to be locked in a cage and beaten to death; and publications
ranging from the Wall Street Journal to the National Review demanded
that Our Leader bring the full force of His terrible wrath against
her. All of these things combined to create an atmosphere in which
Malkin's life was in danger.
Wait...I'm sorry. I was confused. Our Lady of the Concentration Camps
was in no danger at all. The things I mentioned in the previous
paragraph happened last week and the target wasn't Mrs. Malkin, it was
the New York Times. That's why Rocco DiPippo published the complete
addresses of the Times' publisher and one of its photographers. It's
also why Dennis K wrote:
Go hunt* them down and do America a favor. Get their photo, street
address, where their kids go to school, anything you can dig up,
and send it to the link above. This is your chance to be famous -
grab for the golden ring.
Maybe I didn't need to move the location of Malkinwald, after all.
Seriously: The original map also had one of Google's red pins stuck
into it. Although it was not labeled, the pin did mark the actual
location of Malkinwald. I photoshopped the pin out a few days after
posting it. Although I regret that I did not remove the pin earlier, I
do not believe the limited information provided on the map, especially
when combined with the fake siting of Malkinwald, could be used to
find Malkinwald's true location.
*After being informed that Frenchman had forwarded his comments to the
FBI. Professor Dennis changed the word "hunt" to "track."
Update: After being told that his dean might be interested in his
site, Professor Dennis changed the wording completely, but The Agonist
saved the page in its original form.
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Acting responsibly
For the last week or so, Our Leader's most loyal senators,
congressmen, political operatives, pundits, columnists, editorial
boards, bloggers and other heroes of the GC^3R have been attacking the
New York Times, charging those employed there with the greatest crime
a citizen can commit against his country: treason during time of war,
a crime punishable by death. Some have gone so far as to advocate the
killing of the Times' publisher and editors (see yesterday's post).
Initially launched for little more than their value as political
theater, these vituperative attacks have now taken on a life of their
own, fueling a murderous rage, the likes of which hasn't been seen in
this country since the ethnic cleansing of Tulsa in 1921.
How does a responsible patriot like Rocco DiPippo respond? He
publishes the home address of a NY Times photographer after implying
that she betrayed the Ed Wood of Warfare's vacation address to
terrorists by shooting this photo:
Rocco is catching pure hell from the French in his comments section
right now. I urge my readers to join me in his defense.
Update: Rocco has a new post up. This time he posted driving
directions to the Times' publisher's house. It looks like he'll need
us to defend him in this comment thread too.
Update II: It looks like Rocco banned me and deleted the posts in
which I asked him if he wanted us to murder the photographer. I guess
he didn't need my help. I am, however, still helping Professor Dennis
defend his right to call for the hunting down of journalists' children
(see Republican Jesus below). You can help too by submitting your
comments.
Here's a screencap of Rocco's first post:
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(Address blurred by my inner Frenchman)
Greenwald has more.
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Acts of the Apostles II
The holy crusade against the staff of the New York Times and their
children.
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*Actual quote.
Update: After being informed that Frenchman had forwarded his comments
to the FBI. Professor Dennis changed the word "hunt" to "track."
Update II: After being told that his dean might be interested in his
site, Professor Dennis changed the wording completely, but The Agonist
saved the page in its original form.
I'm defending his right to call for a jihad against the children of
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