family story

Family story

This (reprised)story is true. Only the names have been changed to

protect the innocent.

When my Uncle Doc got out of medical school and finally had two

pennies to rub together, he bought his mother a fancy watch. I believe

it was a Patek Philippe. None of us ever saw her wearing or consulting

the watch, which really didn't go with Bubbe's style, which was that

she didn't have any.

Bubbe was of the old school which believed that when a woman got old

she was, for all ornamental purposes, dead. She had long grey hair

parted in the middle and pulled into a bun in back. Her closet

contained three dresses, one black and two navy blue. One of the navy

ones had little flowers on it.

She had a couple of housedresses for daily wear. Housedresses are to

dresses as paper plates are to bone china. She owned a cardigan

sweater, navy blue. Sturdy shoes with one inch heels that laced up

completed the ensemble, along with some industrial strength underwear.

Her stockings were made of something called lisle. With this wardrobe,

Bubbe was good to go to anything from a bar mitzvah to a coronation.

So anyway, she had this fancy Swiss watch, which no one knew about but

Uncle Doc. It was too good to use.

Picture a calendar with pages falling from it, indicating that thirty

years have passed. Bubbe dies. My mother, who owned her mother's

house, was in no hurry to clean it out, sort everything, etc. So

eventually Aunt Rose decided to go over there and see what was what.

At that point, Patek Philippe re-entered our lives. Seems Aunt Rose

discovered the watch and gave it to her daughter, Esther. Without even

consulting Uncle Doc!

Esther even took the watch back to Pittsburgh, where she was living.

And when burglars broke into her house and stole the watch, Esther put

in a claim to the insurance company.

Uncle Doc told me this story in a tone of high dudgeon. Apparently he

felt a bond to this timepiece which not even death could sever. He

considered the watch a permanent loan. You know, like when a rich

person gives something to a museum to display but keeps title to it.

Apparently he thought the watch should have reverted to him and felt

ill used.

When he told me this story, I suggested he should have told Rose, or

Esther, that he wanted the watch. He was unwilling to come off his

high horse, but started treating Esther with cold formality whenever

he ran into her, which was often, since this branch of the family are

in each other's pockets and scarcely a day goes by when they are not

communicating with each other.

So Esther innocently started to wonder what she had done to make him

mad. But she wouldn't ask, and he wouldn't have told her anyway. And

so it went, until Alzheimer's took over Uncle Doc's memory and he

mercifully forgot all about the watch, along with a lot of other

things.